BIKINI GIRL RETURNS TO AMERICAN IDOL!! (and some other crap happens)

“Go home and blog about the biggest upset in AI history!” That is the text I received while Donna and I sat down to a romantic dinner at Chili’s. So we rush home. While Donna warms up the Tivo, I pop some xanex to get me through what is sure to be the most excruciating 2 hours in TV history. I guess every musician under the age of 50 was unavailable because the list of live performances was better suited for my pot head dad, not my Kelly Clarkson loving best friend. Cyndi Lauper, Rod Stewart, Kiss, Keith Urban, Santana, Lionel Richie, Queen, Steve Martin…no this isn’t an obituary list. These people are still alive!!!! Thank god Tivo has a fast forward button. Whatever, some douche named Kris or Adam or Duncan Macockaner won the contest.  Here is the clip all of my pork swordsmen have been waiting for.  Watch Randy Jackson’s jaw drop.  He practically pops wood on national television!!  Step aside Ryan Seacrest, this is a job for Big Daddy Jackson!!


~ by lifeisdanq on May 21, 2009.

One Response to “BIKINI GIRL RETURNS TO AMERICAN IDOL!! (and some other crap happens)”

  1. Cara and bikini girl have smokin bodies but all that aside..How did this happen people? I thought Adam had this in the bag….Oh….my heart hurts!

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